So, who doesn’t like a good Hetfield joke, like if James Hetfield is indeed a table what kind of table would be? An end table, coffee table, kitchen table, which obviously leads to the next logical question: what sort of wood, finish, stain etc. Dont get me wrong, I could go on for hours about Hetfields weird table fetish.
Well now, it is official, the extremely reliable Wikipedia has recently updated Hetfields occupations. If you take a close look at the image, we can confirm with confidence that he is indeed a table. How fucken awesome is that?!? He’s never going to live this down, when it’s on Wikipedia, that is legit…period…so now back to the other topic, what kind of table?? And nextly, will Dave Mustaine buy said table and leave it in his foyer?? These are the real questions…
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